i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kgHe has also recited his own poetry to them.
my two uncles were getting married and everyone was crying and my mom looked at me and whispered “this is so gay”
If I text you first, you better appreciate that shit because I don’t do it for just anyone.
ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened